Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.
Check out this image from Figure 1:
Hi im your student nurse
No makeup except HD brows.
Since being a nurse my self confidence in how I look has been zero. I just dont have the time. But I posted a photo before this post and I think I look a okay/
That getting in is the easy part.
There’s your daily dose of perspective.
Getting in is the easiest part
There will be people that you question ‘how the hell did you get on the course’
Hi im your student nurse
Me and our Thiago
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Being an alcoholic isn’t how much you drink it depends on whether you need it
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.
This is art.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
APPARENTLY WE LIVE IN A PATRIARCHY
WORLD LOOK AT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
Unless you’re a lazy person. I just lie on the sofa and fist pump the air
im losing my mind
My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust
do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?
Lmfao look at this comment
I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something
The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.
This isn’t the finished meal. We’d have gravy on that.
So there’s a woman who needs a kidney donation, she’s been in the news and has a facebook and Twitter calling for people who are o- or o+ to possibly donate a kidney so she can be home with her kids for Christmas.
I’ve just given the go ahead for me to be contacted for testing. I’m o- but there’s still only a very very small chance id be a match.
It got me thinking, how many people would offer their kidneys to strangers whilst they were themselves still alive?
My boyfriend says it isn’t a good idea for me. But I need to try.