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mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.


This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.

mommyto-robby:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

This will forever be my favorite post on tumblr.

♥ 759220 — 11 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ayyyyylex
This is absolutely amazing. Artificial heart

Check out this image from Figure 1:

https://app.figure1.com/rd/image?imageid=54441b23e358708b155302e6

♥ 1 — 21 hours ago on 20 Oct 2014
northwestnurse:

Hi im your student nurse

No makeup except HD brows.

northwestnurse:

Hi im your student nurse

No makeup except HD brows.

♥ 6 — 3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via northwestnurse

Since being a nurse my self confidence in how I look has been zero. I just dont have the time. But I posted a photo before this post and I think I look a okay/

♥ 1 — 3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014
Things no one tells you about nursing school…

nursingdiary:

That getting in is the easy part.

There’s your daily dose of perspective.

Getting in is the easiest part

There will be people that you question ‘how the hell did you get on the course’

♥ 53 — 3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via nursingdiary
Hi im your student nurse

Hi im your student nurse

♥ 6 — 3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014
Me and our Thiago

Me and our Thiago

3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014

flatulenceontoast:

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♥ 295610 — 3 days ago on 18 Oct 2014 — via icuisafourletterword (source)

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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Being an alcoholic isn’t how much you drink it depends on whether you need it

♥ 275522 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via kimisasupercutiebecausekim (source)

nightnursenotes:

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

APPARENTLY WE LIVE IN A PATRIARCHY

WORLD LOOK AT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

♥ 396616 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via nightnursenotes (source)

b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

Unless you’re a lazy person. I just lie on the sofa and fist pump the air

♥ 104088 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via manicmalo (source)
shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh
my
god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.


This isn’t the finished meal. We’d have gravy on that.

shuttersmiley:

beethreefour:

frankensteinfanclub:

thackarybynx:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

majiinboo:

frankensteinfanclub:

im losing my mind

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

oh

my

god

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

Lmfao look at this comment

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

This isn’t the finished meal. We’d have gravy on that.

♥ 72356 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via manicmalo (source)
STOP. BLAMING. NURSES.
♥ 40 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via englishnurse (source)
Live Kidney Donation

So there’s a woman who needs a kidney donation, she’s been in the news and has a facebook and Twitter calling for people who are o- or o+ to possibly donate a kidney so she can be home with her kids for Christmas.

I’ve just given the go ahead for me to be contacted for testing. I’m o- but there’s still only a very very small chance id be a match.

It got me thinking, how many people would offer their kidneys to strangers whilst they were themselves still alive?

My boyfriend says it isn’t a good idea for me. But I need to try.

♥ 4 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014

huffpostcomedy:

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy

♥ 239787 — 4 days ago on 17 Oct 2014 — via huffpostcomedy (source)